Notice how I laid in all the dramatic irony here? Like in Titanic when Kate Winslet’s character loved those weird paintings by a little-know artist names Picasso? And in the audience of the theater you were laughing to yourself because you know Picasso turned out to be kind of a big deal?
I’m trying to tell you that I’m Picasso.
Mindy Kaling, “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (And Other Concerns)”
The best moments come from the baddest of ideas
MODERATOR 1: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
SECRETARY CLINTON: What designers of clothes?
MODERATOR 1: Yes.
SECRETARY CLINTON: Would you ever ask a man that question? (Laughter.) (Applause.)
MODERATOR 1: Probably not. Probably not.
Madam Secretary, Hillary Clinton, Ice Hova
A drill doesn’t stop. No matter how hard the obstacle in it’s way. It keeps turning and pushes forward. That is the nature of the drill. That is the way it’s made. If you’re going to dig, dig to the heavens because life isn’t worth living half-assed. Just who the hell do you think you are anyway?
You aren’t anybody but yourself, and that’s exactly who the world needs you to be.
There isn’t anything you can’t beat.
You are a fucking drill.
A lion doesn’t concern herself with the opinions of a sheep.
I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries
I’m not heartless
I just learned how to use my heart less.